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Post by cjm on Nov 5, 2015 17:46:52 GMT
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile?
"Get in the batmobile"
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Post by cjm on Nov 6, 2015 5:07:40 GMT
Did you hear about the gay dyslexic man?
Apparently, he's still in daniel
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Post by cjm on Nov 7, 2015 9:28:27 GMT
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Hey, where's my tractor?
Oh, Deere.
Heeeeeeere tractor tractor tractor tractor
Where's my tractor?
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Post by cjm on Nov 8, 2015 5:20:32 GMT
What do you call a snobbish criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
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Post by cjm on Nov 9, 2015 5:15:15 GMT
Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.
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Post by cjm on Nov 10, 2015 5:14:57 GMT
What do dyslexic zombies eat?
Brians.
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Post by cjm on Nov 11, 2015 4:48:09 GMT
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.
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Post by cjm on Nov 12, 2015 17:34:33 GMT
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Post by cjm on Nov 13, 2015 5:21:36 GMT
Why did the farmer win an award?
Because he was out standing in his field.
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Post by cjm on Nov 14, 2015 7:46:45 GMT
What's a pirate's favourite letter?RRRRRRRRRRR ? Actually it's the C Ye'd think it be R, but it really be the C! I, matey
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Post by cjm on Nov 15, 2015 5:21:33 GMT
A magic tractor drives down the road and turns into a field.
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Post by cjm on Nov 16, 2015 8:39:32 GMT
A bartender walks into a church, a mosque, and a synagogue. He has no idea how jokes work...
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Post by cjm on Nov 17, 2015 4:59:55 GMT
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Post by cjm on Nov 18, 2015 5:14:54 GMT
What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
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Post by cjm on Nov 20, 2015 4:53:04 GMT
Steve Hofmeyr se nuuste CD?
Hoor jy Stemme?
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