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Post by cjm on Nov 21, 2015 8:34:02 GMT
Did you hear about the psychic midget that escaped from prison?
Police reports state to be on a lookout for a small medium at large.
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Post by cjm on Nov 22, 2015 5:58:59 GMT
Why did suzie fall off the swing?
Cos she had no arms
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Post by cjm on Nov 23, 2015 5:14:02 GMT
What's the difference between a dirty old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, the other a busty crustacean!
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Post by cjm on Nov 24, 2015 7:22:25 GMT
Knock knock...who's there....not suzie
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Post by cjm on Nov 25, 2015 13:18:38 GMT
What do you call a redneck virgin?
A 7 year old who can outrun her brothers.
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Post by Trog on Nov 25, 2015 17:35:04 GMT
"Soekie van Brakpan skryf:
Liewe Tannie Esme
Ek is al 13 en nog nie preggies nie. Dink Tannie my boeties is gay?"
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Post by cjm on Nov 27, 2015 5:01:03 GMT
Did you hear that playboy is coming out with a magazine just for married men?
It's gonna feature the same centerfold month after month after...
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Post by cjm on Nov 28, 2015 5:15:59 GMT
Why do moths fly with their legs wide open?
Have you seen the size of moth balls?
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Post by cjm on Nov 29, 2015 5:18:57 GMT
Or, a priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"
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Post by cjm on Nov 30, 2015 4:10:04 GMT
A Jew, a Mexican and a black dude walk into a bar, the bartender looks at them and says "get the @#$% outta my bar"
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Post by cjm on Dec 1, 2015 4:47:30 GMT
What happened when the butcher backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.
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Post by cjm on Dec 2, 2015 16:50:54 GMT
How do you make anti freeze?
put her in the freezer
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Post by cjm on Dec 3, 2015 5:04:07 GMT
What do you call a dog with no legs?
You don't call him, you go and pick the poor thing up.
You can call it whatever you want, it's not going to come to you!
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Post by cjm on Dec 4, 2015 4:38:46 GMT
What do you call a camel with no humps?
Humphrey
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Post by cjm on Dec 5, 2015 7:18:00 GMT
what do you call a camel with 3 humps ?
Humpthree
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