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Post by cjm on Jan 4, 2016 4:29:30 GMT
Q: How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
A: She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles
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Post by cjm on Jan 5, 2016 5:07:52 GMT
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
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Post by cjm on Jan 6, 2016 4:58:27 GMT
Q: Who was the most well known Jewish cook?
A: Hitler!
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Post by cjm on Jan 7, 2016 5:17:00 GMT
Q: What's the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo?
A: A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe
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Post by cjm on Jan 8, 2016 5:20:12 GMT
Q: What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market?
A: Good morning ladies.
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Post by cjm on Jan 9, 2016 5:13:48 GMT
Q: What did the Alabama sheriff call the black guy who had been shot 15 times?
A: Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
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Post by cjm on Jan 10, 2016 5:41:40 GMT
Q: What's black, white, and red all over and doesn't fit through a revolving door?
A: A nun with a spear through her head.
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Post by cjm on Jan 11, 2016 4:58:49 GMT
Q: What do you get when cross a donkey and an onion?
A: a piece of ass that'll bring a tear to your eye!
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Post by cjm on Jan 12, 2016 5:08:47 GMT
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Post by cjm on Jan 13, 2016 4:53:13 GMT
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Post by Trog on Jan 13, 2016 19:08:31 GMT
What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.
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Post by cjm on Jan 14, 2016 4:45:21 GMT
Practice safe text; use commas. And never miss a period.
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Post by Trog on Jan 14, 2016 8:33:34 GMT
In every woman there is something good, but you have to put it in yourself...
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Post by Trog on Jan 15, 2016 7:29:22 GMT
Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
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Post by cjm on Jan 16, 2016 5:42:21 GMT
Two disappointed prostitutes from Woodstock on a tour to London found that Big Ben was in fact a tower.
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