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Post by cjm on Jan 18, 2016 8:04:12 GMT
If pigs could fly, would they take off from airporks?
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Post by cjm on Jan 19, 2016 5:13:49 GMT
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts
As written by the Pullet Laureate.
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Post by cjm on Jan 20, 2016 4:54:47 GMT
Why did the chicken crisscross the road? Free range.
Every so often a fowl joke...
I hope to one day live in a world where the motives of a chicken are not questioned.
Has that something eggstra.
Poor chicken! Why can't it cross the road without its action being analysed all the time?! Pat
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Post by cjm on Jan 21, 2016 4:26:28 GMT
Chicken salad: a chicken that doesn't quite make it a cross the road.
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Post by cjm on Jan 22, 2016 5:03:49 GMT
The grammarian was very logical. He had a lot of comma sense.
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Post by cjm on Jan 23, 2016 5:08:51 GMT
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice.
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Post by cjm on Jan 24, 2016 5:28:37 GMT
Everything is made in China... Except for baby girls
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Post by cjm on Jan 25, 2016 4:21:23 GMT
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because the chicken was just toooo chicken.
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Post by cjm on Jan 26, 2016 4:38:37 GMT
I'm trying to write a joke about unemployed people... But it needs more work
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Post by cjm on Jan 27, 2016 5:17:01 GMT
Q: How do you kill a retard? A: Give him a knife and say "Who's special?"
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Post by cjm on Jan 28, 2016 5:10:22 GMT
Q: Why Are crippled people always picked on?
A: Because they can't stand up for themselves
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Post by cjm on Jan 29, 2016 4:17:29 GMT
Q: What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
A: E.T. eventually went home!
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Post by cjm on Jan 30, 2016 5:01:31 GMT
Q: How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, One to screw it in, and one to take a picture.
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Post by cjm on Jan 31, 2016 4:04:09 GMT
Diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in your jeans.
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Post by cjm on Feb 1, 2016 14:45:49 GMT
A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. 'Do you want a bag?', the cashier asks.
'No', the guy says, 'she's not that ugly'
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