Post by cjm on Mar 29, 2014 17:47:40 GMT
www.popsci.com/article/science/neutrino-walks-through-bar-and-more-science-jokes-twitter?dom=PSC&loc=topstories&con=a-neutrino-walks-through-a-bar-and-more-science-jokes-from-twitter
Chemistry
@popsci I was going to tell a joke about sodium, but Na.
— Ian Haygreen (@ianhaygreen) March 24, 2014
@popsci Argon walks into a bar, bartender says "SCRAM! We don't serve Noble gasses!" Argon doesn't react.
— bamage (@bamage02) March 24, 2014
@popsci Two scientists walk into a bar. "I'll have an H2O," says the first. "I'll have an H2O too," says the second. The second man dies.
— Scitidbits (@scitidbits) March 25, 2014
@popsci Gold walks into a bar. The bartender yells "AU! Get out!"
— G'berry (@rangran) March 25, 2014
Why are chemists never able to prank their friends? They lack the element of surprise! ba dum tiss #sciencejokes @popsci
— whateverfloatsyagoat (@ashtond14) March 25, 2014
Physics
@popsci Being absolute zero is 0K with me
— Бeн (@benmhancock) March 24, 2014
@popsci A neutrino walks through a bar.
— Tim Brock (@timbrock_DtD) March 24, 2014
@popsci Atom 1: "I think I've lost an electron." Atom 2: "Are you sure?" Atom 1: "Yeah, I'm positive."
— Peter Slade (@peterslade) March 24, 2014
@popsci I think I lost an electron... I better keep an ion that
— Jake Mason (@gearsandcogs) March 24, 2014
@popsci a photon checks into a hotel. The clerk asks if he needs help with luggage. Photon replies, "i dont have any, I'm traveling light."
— Mayahon (@mayahon) March 24, 2014
@popsci heisenberg is pulled over. "Do you have any idea how fast you were going?" asks the policeman. H: "No. But, I know where I am."
— billy galbavy (@williamgalbavy) March 24, 2014
@popsci Higgs Boson walks into a church and says "you can't have mass without me!"
— Obsolesence (@obsolesence) March 24, 2014
@popsci A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink, bartender says, "for you, no charge!"
— Gregory Perry (@n3rd_lyfe) March 25, 2014
Biology
@popsci Use chromosomes in advertisements -- because, you know, sex cells.
— Baylee Nykol Pulliam (@bayleepulliam) March 24, 2014
@popsci // *cheesy pick-up line voice* "Call me DNA Helicase... Because I can't wait to unzip your genes."
— Joe Reinhard (@joe_Reinhard) March 24, 2014
Math
@popsci why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side!
— Cameron Forrester (@c_forrester2) March 24, 2014
@popsci There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary. And those who don't
— Guadalupe Muñoz (@munoz_guadalupe) March 24, 2014
And the dorkiest science joke ever...
@popsci Don't trust atoms... they make up everything
— Melissa (@smellylisa) March 24, 2014
Chemistry
@popsci I was going to tell a joke about sodium, but Na.
— Ian Haygreen (@ianhaygreen) March 24, 2014
@popsci Argon walks into a bar, bartender says "SCRAM! We don't serve Noble gasses!" Argon doesn't react.
— bamage (@bamage02) March 24, 2014
@popsci Two scientists walk into a bar. "I'll have an H2O," says the first. "I'll have an H2O too," says the second. The second man dies.
— Scitidbits (@scitidbits) March 25, 2014
@popsci Gold walks into a bar. The bartender yells "AU! Get out!"
— G'berry (@rangran) March 25, 2014
Why are chemists never able to prank their friends? They lack the element of surprise! ba dum tiss #sciencejokes @popsci
— whateverfloatsyagoat (@ashtond14) March 25, 2014
Physics
@popsci Being absolute zero is 0K with me
— Бeн (@benmhancock) March 24, 2014
@popsci A neutrino walks through a bar.
— Tim Brock (@timbrock_DtD) March 24, 2014
@popsci Atom 1: "I think I've lost an electron." Atom 2: "Are you sure?" Atom 1: "Yeah, I'm positive."
— Peter Slade (@peterslade) March 24, 2014
@popsci I think I lost an electron... I better keep an ion that
— Jake Mason (@gearsandcogs) March 24, 2014
@popsci a photon checks into a hotel. The clerk asks if he needs help with luggage. Photon replies, "i dont have any, I'm traveling light."
— Mayahon (@mayahon) March 24, 2014
@popsci heisenberg is pulled over. "Do you have any idea how fast you were going?" asks the policeman. H: "No. But, I know where I am."
— billy galbavy (@williamgalbavy) March 24, 2014
@popsci Higgs Boson walks into a church and says "you can't have mass without me!"
— Obsolesence (@obsolesence) March 24, 2014
@popsci A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink, bartender says, "for you, no charge!"
— Gregory Perry (@n3rd_lyfe) March 25, 2014
Biology
@popsci Use chromosomes in advertisements -- because, you know, sex cells.
— Baylee Nykol Pulliam (@bayleepulliam) March 24, 2014
@popsci // *cheesy pick-up line voice* "Call me DNA Helicase... Because I can't wait to unzip your genes."
— Joe Reinhard (@joe_Reinhard) March 24, 2014
Math
@popsci why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side!
— Cameron Forrester (@c_forrester2) March 24, 2014
@popsci There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary. And those who don't
— Guadalupe Muñoz (@munoz_guadalupe) March 24, 2014
And the dorkiest science joke ever...
@popsci Don't trust atoms... they make up everything
— Melissa (@smellylisa) March 24, 2014