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Post by cjm on Oct 20, 2015 5:02:39 GMT
why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 is a registered six offender...
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Post by cjm on Oct 21, 2015 5:13:45 GMT
What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt.
Seven ate Nine
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Post by cjm on Oct 22, 2015 6:51:46 GMT
What's Forrest gumps password?
1forrest1
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Post by cjm on Oct 23, 2015 8:56:28 GMT
What's green and invisible? *extends empty hand* This lettuce!
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Post by cjm on Oct 24, 2015 5:22:20 GMT
Q: How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, a boy and a girl.
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Post by cjm on Oct 25, 2015 5:07:55 GMT
"Is your refrigerator running?“ “Yes.," "Good, mine too, I will see you at the refrigerator race tomorrow."
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Post by cjm on Oct 26, 2015 18:39:02 GMT
What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?
"We are both lawyers,"
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Post by cjm on Oct 27, 2015 5:03:29 GMT
My beste vriend het met my vrou weggeloop.
Ek gaan hom vreeslik mis.
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Post by cjm on Oct 28, 2015 9:18:21 GMT
where did Napoleon keep his armies?
in his sleevies.
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Post by cjm on Oct 29, 2015 5:15:05 GMT
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how you get them in there.
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Post by cjm on Oct 30, 2015 5:10:15 GMT
Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "how do you drive this thing?"
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Post by cjm on Oct 31, 2015 5:50:24 GMT
Why drink and drive if you can smoke and fly (bumper sticker on battered taxi).
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Post by cjm on Nov 2, 2015 8:16:45 GMT
Why did the new Zealander ask so many questions? He was Kiwious.
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Post by cjm on Nov 3, 2015 10:13:44 GMT
Two guys walk into a bar. I don't know why the second one didn't duck.
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Post by cjm on Nov 4, 2015 5:00:02 GMT
A blind guy walks into a bar... And a chair... And a table...
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