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Post by cjm on Dec 7, 2015 4:46:19 GMT
Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "You man the guns. I'll drive."
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Post by cjm on Dec 8, 2015 4:25:21 GMT
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy em too!
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Post by cjm on Dec 9, 2015 4:52:37 GMT
Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniacs? Yeah, they lie awake at night, wondering if there really is a Dog.
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Post by cjm on Dec 10, 2015 4:27:49 GMT
Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "glub glub glub!"
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Post by cjm on Dec 11, 2015 5:08:02 GMT
What do you call an exploding Islamic monkey? A baboom.
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Post by cjm on Dec 12, 2015 9:07:33 GMT
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and asks, "Does this taste funny to you?"
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Post by cjm on Dec 13, 2015 4:57:10 GMT
Where did the kittens go on a class trip? To the MEW-seum!
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Post by cjm on Dec 14, 2015 4:38:46 GMT
"The way she moves, it's out of this world!" "Oh, so you've met her physics then?"
Joke explanation: met+her+ physics=metaphysics=out of this world
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Post by cjm on Dec 15, 2015 5:14:26 GMT
A baby seal walks into a club.
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Post by cjm on Dec 16, 2015 6:02:04 GMT
What did the snail say on the turtles back.... weeeeee!
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Post by cjm on Dec 17, 2015 4:52:21 GMT
Butte police report that someone stole the toilet seat, Police have nothing to go on...
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Post by cjm on Dec 18, 2015 4:48:44 GMT
How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man? DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN?!?!
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Post by cjm on Dec 19, 2015 15:49:53 GMT
What did the sea say to the ship? Nothing, it just waved.
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Post by cjm on Dec 20, 2015 5:16:55 GMT
Have you heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa!
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Post by cjm on Dec 21, 2015 4:53:11 GMT
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese
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