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Post by cjm on Dec 22, 2015 4:42:28 GMT
What's white and can‘t climb trees?
A fridge.
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Post by cjm on Dec 23, 2015 5:37:57 GMT
Two dyslexics walk into a bra.
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Post by cjm on Dec 24, 2015 4:27:42 GMT
A pirate walks into a bar wlth a ship‘s steering wheel stuck to the front oi his pants. The bartender asks, “Hey, doesn't that hurt?“ The pirate growls, "Aye, it's drivin` me nuts."
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Post by Trog on Dec 24, 2015 16:35:33 GMT
Man to Blonde: "I'm wondering what to get you for Christmas. I'm thinking, maybe a book?" Blonde: "But I already have a book."
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Post by cjm on Dec 25, 2015 5:13:31 GMT
The people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones - but the people of Abu Dhabi doo!
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Post by cjm on Dec 26, 2015 4:19:40 GMT
Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To whom.
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Post by cjm on Dec 27, 2015 4:42:43 GMT
Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors? Because if it had 4, it would be chicken sedan. Joke explanationThis is very much an American joke since the English do not pronounce coupé as coop.
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Post by cjm on Dec 28, 2015 5:17:04 GMT
What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing
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Post by cjm on Dec 29, 2015 5:21:34 GMT
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock. "Who's there?"
It's the chicken.
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Post by cjm on Dec 30, 2015 4:41:50 GMT
What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? Doug..
What do you call a man with no shovel in his head? Douglass!
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Post by Trog on Dec 30, 2015 10:37:44 GMT
An engineer, a physicist and a mathematicians have to build a fence around a flock of sheep, using as little material as possible.
The engineer forms the flock into a circular shape and constructs a fence around it.
The physicist builds a fence with an infinite diameter and pulls it together until it fits around the flock.
The mathematicians thinks for a while, then builds a fence around himself and defines himself as being outside.
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Post by cjm on Dec 31, 2015 4:57:49 GMT
Q: Why don't black people go on cruises?
A: They already fell for that trick once.
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Post by cjm on Jan 1, 2016 5:31:12 GMT
Q: What do you call a terrorist attack in the Middle East?
A: A selfie!
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Post by cjm on Jan 2, 2016 4:23:27 GMT
Have you heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa!
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Post by cjm on Jan 3, 2016 5:03:16 GMT
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Phillippe Philloppe
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