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Post by cjm on Feb 23, 2016 5:14:26 GMT
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.
Oscar Wilde
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Post by cjm on Feb 24, 2016 5:19:09 GMT
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
Oscar Wilde
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Post by cjm on Feb 25, 2016 4:52:27 GMT
Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
Oscar Wilde
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Post by cjm on Feb 27, 2016 5:39:32 GMT
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
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Post by cjm on Feb 28, 2016 5:37:03 GMT
My dyslexic gay friend is so excited for February 14th. He thinks it's Vaseline Day!
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Post by cjm on Mar 1, 2016 4:59:35 GMT
Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling?
A: A blond electrician.
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Post by cjm on Mar 2, 2016 5:54:48 GMT
Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an alter boy.
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Post by cjm on Mar 3, 2016 7:06:58 GMT
Q: Why don't blind people skydive?
A: It scares the sh*t out of their dogs!
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Post by cjm on Mar 4, 2016 11:06:02 GMT
I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their intellects. A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
Oscar Wilde
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Post by cjm on Mar 5, 2016 10:17:51 GMT
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...." The blonde replies, "Oh you slut! How many is a brazilian?"
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Post by cjm on Mar 6, 2016 7:26:50 GMT
You heard about the cannibal that made a bunch of businessmen into Chili? I guess he liked seasoned professionals.
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Post by cjm on Mar 8, 2016 16:31:51 GMT
What did the elephant say to a naked man? Hey that's cute but can you breath through it?
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Post by cjm on Mar 9, 2016 6:55:47 GMT
Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky? A: Erotic is using a feather....kinky is using the whole chicken.
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Post by cjm on Mar 11, 2016 7:41:45 GMT
Q: What is Superman's greatest weakness?
A: A bucking horse.
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Post by cjm on Mar 12, 2016 9:49:10 GMT
Q: What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control?
A: A trip without the kids!
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