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Post by cjm on Feb 7, 2016 8:19:26 GMT
When Hugh Hefner dies, will he really be going to a better place?
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Post by cjm on Feb 8, 2016 17:20:25 GMT
Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection. A fake name and a fake number.
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Post by cjm on Feb 9, 2016 4:47:40 GMT
Women fake orgasms to have relationships. Men fake relationships to have orgasms.
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Post by cjm on Feb 10, 2016 4:26:09 GMT
Q: What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A: a rip off
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Post by cjm on Feb 11, 2016 4:51:58 GMT
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom?
A: Society!
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Post by cjm on Feb 12, 2016 6:57:05 GMT
Q: What do you call two fat people talking?
A: A heavy discussion.
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Post by cjm on Feb 13, 2016 5:09:21 GMT
Q: How do you get retards out of a tree?
A: Wave to them!
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Post by cjm on Feb 14, 2016 4:32:00 GMT
Q: Whats the difference between a white owl and a black owl?
A: A white owl says, "hoot, hoot" a black owl says, "who dat, who dat"
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Post by cjm on Feb 15, 2016 5:07:52 GMT
Virgin Mobile: Nun in a wheelchair?
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Post by cjm on Feb 16, 2016 5:08:06 GMT
A party with 100 midgets: A little get together.
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Post by cjm on Feb 18, 2016 5:04:05 GMT
“Valentine’s Day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine’s Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone’s like, ‘Oh, Happy Valentine’s Day!’ I even got a Valentine’s Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago!” – Greg Giraldo
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Post by cjm on Feb 19, 2016 4:15:24 GMT
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
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Post by cjm on Feb 20, 2016 5:21:52 GMT
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
Oscar Wilde
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Post by cjm on Feb 21, 2016 6:55:16 GMT
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. Oscar Wilde
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Post by cjm on Feb 22, 2016 4:57:32 GMT
When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is.
Oscar Wilde
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