Post by cjm on Sept 14, 2014 5:01:47 GMT
A Nigerian, a Zimbabwean, and a hot gorgeous blonde Jo'burg girl are in the same bar.
When the Nigerian finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In Nigeria, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'
The Zimbabwean, obviously impressed by this, Drinks his beer, Throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, And shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In Zim we have so much sand from unused farms to make glasses that we don't need to drink With the same one twice either.'
The blonde girl from Jo'burg Cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, Downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 12 bore, and shoots the Nigerian and the Zimbabwean.
Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, And calling for a refill, she says, 'In South Africa we have so many illegal immigrants that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'
'God Bless South Africa'
When the Nigerian finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In Nigeria, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'
The Zimbabwean, obviously impressed by this, Drinks his beer, Throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, And shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In Zim we have so much sand from unused farms to make glasses that we don't need to drink With the same one twice either.'
The blonde girl from Jo'burg Cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, Downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 12 bore, and shoots the Nigerian and the Zimbabwean.
Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, And calling for a refill, she says, 'In South Africa we have so many illegal immigrants that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'
'God Bless South Africa'