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Post by cjm on Oct 10, 2015 5:55:48 GMT
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer, I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day!
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Post by cjm on Oct 11, 2015 6:03:12 GMT
Hey what did the officer molecule say to the suspect molecule? " I got my ion you"
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Post by cjm on Oct 12, 2015 5:00:01 GMT
"Ma, ma, hoekom loop ek al in die rondte?"
"Bly still of ek spyker jou ander voet ook vas"
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Post by cjm on Oct 13, 2015 5:28:32 GMT
A man couldn't pay his exorcist bill, so he got repossessed.
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Post by cjm on Oct 14, 2015 5:18:26 GMT
Why can't Helen Keller drive a car?
Answer.... scroll down...
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'cos she is woman.
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Post by Trog on Oct 14, 2015 6:23:22 GMT
One fish to the other: "Another dam wall!"
One atom to another: "I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yes, I'm positive!"
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Post by cjm on Oct 15, 2015 5:29:26 GMT
Wat is rooi en sit in die hoekie?
'n Babatjie met 'n skeermes.
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Post by Trog on Oct 15, 2015 5:38:15 GMT
Wat is die verskil tussen 'n krokodil?
Hoe platter hoe swem.
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Post by cjm on Oct 15, 2015 16:01:40 GMT
Wat is die verskil tussen 'n krokodil? Hoe platter hoe swem. Platanna?
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Post by Trog on Oct 16, 2015 5:34:17 GMT
Wat kry jy as jy 'n melaatse bad?
Sop.
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Post by cjm on Oct 16, 2015 6:59:47 GMT
Me: Hey I got a great knock knock joke, but you have to start me off
Them: Ok, knock knockl
Me: Who‘s there?
Them: confused silence
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Post by cjm on Oct 17, 2015 5:47:29 GMT
Wat is blou en sit in die hoekie?
Babatjie met plastieksak.
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Post by cjm on Oct 18, 2015 6:10:14 GMT
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should gets no bell price.
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Post by Trog on Oct 18, 2015 6:46:35 GMT
Wat is die vroulike form van 'rammetjie uit-nek'?
Paddatjie oop-bek.
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Post by cjm on Oct 19, 2015 5:22:58 GMT
Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because if they lived by the bay, they'd be bagels!
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